I got an e-mail with these quotes in it. I thought they were so appropriate.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
A conscience is what hurts when the rest of you feels so good.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
These following ones are demotivators from despair.com. My friend T used to cover his school binders with them. There are a few that I really like.
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
Worth: Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
Conformity: When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Tradition: Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid. (The picture to go with this one is the Spanish running-with-the-bulls thing. That makes me like it even more.)
And my favorite...
Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Happy Saturday!
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