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Friday, May 23, 2008

More about me than you wanted to know

I realize that nobody cares about any of this, and posting it is really narcissistic, but it's my blog and I'll write what I want to! Mwahahaha!

EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
Oh, sure. Several times.

LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
I’ve had a carton of milk in my refrigerator for quite some time now.

LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
A sweatshirt from my grandpa

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Er…Wednesday? It’s been a bad week, weather-wise, so I haven’t been able to go outside. It’s been hot and humid every morning and rainy in the afternoon.

FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their “stage presence;” it's hard to explain exactly what I mean by that.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Hahaha not telling.

FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
Lisa

FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Chick-Fil-A

BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
The world will end on 6/6/06

BEST KISSER:
What’s that supposed to mean?

LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
Not sure, but it couldn't have been too long ago. I eject stress in the form of tears.

MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Veal, lamb, mushrooms, prosciutto, pretzels

THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I’m not “society brainwashed;” I have my own opinions on things.

THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I have the social skills of a baked potato.

FAVORITE MOVIE?
The Breakfast Club

LAST KISS?
My friend’s dog the other day. ^________^

LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Juno

ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
2 things, equally important: Watch and chapstick

DO YOU SMOKE?
Habitually. That’s why my face is so distorted and how my lung collapsed the first time. Nothing could be more satisfying than breathing a cloud of black tar in to my nice clean lungs.

SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
…is that a serious question?

WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
My stuffed animals? I plan to stay a kid as long as I can get away with it.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
They couldn’t catch me. My RipStick moves too fast for their gas-powered four-doors.

DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
I can't drink too much of it for different reasons, and I don't like it with milk/cream in it. It makes me feel grown up. but I still like chocolate milk better. Again, I’m clinging to my childhood.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Of course not.

NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
Where? In a pillow factory? In a Pottery Barn catalogue? I sleep with two if that’s what you mean.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Black T-shirt and orange shorts. It’s Halloween in May!

CAN YOU SWIM?
It’s kind of a prerequisite here. I’ve been able to swim by myself since I was 2.

DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
Do you like calculators?

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID?
My biology teacher said something that wasn’t funny-funny, but it was sarcastic and out of character for him, so I laughed.

WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
6:00 AM.

DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
So overrated, it's not funny.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
Sleeping over my friend’s house, going to a graduation party, and having a Memorial Day party.

ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
Nope, I’m on a toaster oven. (PC actually.)

ARE YOU SMILING?:
Yeah cause I’m talking to my friend on the phone, and she just said something funny.

IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
That’s a loaded question.

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Maybe.

ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
Yeah, with Double Stuf Oreos.

Is this the end? Okay.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Funny Prank Call

Called "the Greatest Prank Call Ever," and it's pretty funny,