Sunday, May 27, 2007

I have abandoned "Juliana Talks Incoherently" for a while, so I've decided to come back with a tribute to the universal breakfast food that we all know and love...cereal! I have compiled a list of the top 10 best things about cereal and have published them whether you like it or not.

10. It's easy--all you need is milk, a bowl, and a spoon.
9. No cooking needed. As long as you can pour and stir, you can make it for yourself.
8. It's cheap.
7. It's non-perishable and lasts a long time.
6. You can eat it any time of day.
5. There are over a hundred varieties to choose from.
4. You can eat it dry or with milk, wither way works.
3. It's usually pretty healthy, and just about always low fat.
2. The cartoon mascots on the box are fun!
1. Cereal is a part of your childhood. The cereal you eat as a kid becomes nostalgic, and creates a memory for the rest of your life. Why else would people being offering hundreds of dollars for a box of Quisp on ebay? It's not the 30 year old cereal they want!

I got this collage from (I didn't make it myself!)

Friday, May 11, 2007

Martha Stewart Show Yesterday

Lindsay Lohan was making cream puffs with Martha Stewart on her show yesterday morning. Yeah, probably the last person you'd expect to be baking pastries with Martha. Makes for an intresting conversation topic, though.

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Communist Cow's Other Hat

If you're sitting there scratching your head, wondering if there is any rational explanation whatsoever to why I call it "communist cow," here's the story.

I tried to learn how to crochet, and I thought I was doing well, but I ended up going around in circles, forming a big hat-like thing. One of my friends suggested it put it on the cow. It reminded me of the hats that the Elbonians wear in the Dilbert comic strip (they're Socialist), so I think that's how me and one of my friends landed on the name "communist cow."

Here's a picture of him in his hat. It used to be taller, but it unraveled. I personally think he looks festive in his party hat, but he doesn't seem to think so.

Communist Cow's Party Hat

I had a good controversial topic to bore you with, but it's 10:00 and I'm not feeling all that controversial right now...just tired. So here's a picture of my communist cow in a Care Bear party hat. He didn't appreciate me taking his regular hat off him, so he's sulking in the corner right now. I'll try to convince him to let me take a picture of him in his regular hat. If he decides to level with me, I'll post the picture.

I just noticed that that clock at the bottom is on Pacific's about three hours slow.

One Important Question and Some Exciting News

Is "terrible tragedy" a redundancy? Any thoughts? I'm kind of undecided on this one...

And now for the highlight of my day..

I just got the entire Back to the Future trilogy at Target for $20! That's, like, $6.70 a movie! Plus 10 hours of special features! It was a limited-time sale, or something. I'm pretty happy...especially since the Blockbuster near me doesn't even have the first Back to the Future.

Yup...I'm Back...

Yes, it's true. I'm back with another blog. I kept meaning to start it, but I postponed it because 1) I only have 2 readers and 2) I couldn't think of a good first topic.

I'm going to describe the theme of this blog as everything that I cant cover in my other blogs. Miscellaneous, incoherent babbling. Enjoy, all two of you!