Communist Cow's Other Hat

If you're sitting there scratching your head, wondering if there is any rational explanation whatsoever to why I call it "communist cow," here's the story.

I tried to learn how to crochet, and I thought I was doing well, but I ended up going around in circles, forming a big hat-like thing. One of my friends suggested it put it on the cow. It reminded me of the hats that the Elbonians wear in the Dilbert comic strip (they're Socialist), so I think that's how me and one of my friends landed on the name "communist cow."

Here's a picture of him in his hat. It used to be taller, but it unraveled. I personally think he looks festive in his party hat, but he doesn't seem to think so.